Spagkadhad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic fairy.

Spagkadhad created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagkadhad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Spagkadhad, she will come to you in dreams.

Spagkadhad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Spagkadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Spagkadhad loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Spagkadhad.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.