Mumdibget is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid lion.

Mumdibget created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdibget, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumdibget, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mumdibget's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mumdibget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about asteroids.