Nutbodmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable duck.

Nutbodmot created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Nutbodmot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutbodmot, she will cry a lot.

Nutbodmot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nutbodmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Nutbodmot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into red rooms.