Mifbellkemstikhattit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, caring warg.

Mifbellkemstikhattit created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbellkemstikhattit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifbellkemstikhattit, it will strike you with lightening.

Mifbellkemstikhattit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mifbellkemstikhattit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured horses.