Batstikhad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous skunk.

Batstikhad created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batstikhad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Batstikhad, it will strike you with lightening.

Batstikhad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Batstikhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.