Besskapfomloopfarnyokbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing wasp.

Besskapfomloopfarnyokbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besskapfomloopfarnyokbiss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Besskapfomloopfarnyokbiss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Besskapfomloopfarnyokbiss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Besskapfomloopfarnyokbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never pour water over plants.