Lakwatduss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring crane.

Lakwatduss created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakwatduss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lakwatduss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lakwatduss' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lakwatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.