Gunvonbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm wasp.

Gunvonbop created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunvonbop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunvonbop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gunvonbop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gunvonbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gunvonbop.

3. You must love Gunvonbop.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.