Didbuthug Zimdinweg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty jellyfish.

Didbuthug Zimdinweg created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Didbuthug Zimdinweg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didbuthug Zimdinweg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didbuthug Zimdinweg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Didbuthug Zimdinweg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Didbuthug Zimdinweg.

5. Do not commit murder.