Himgidkimcap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tranquil squid.

Himgidkimcap created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Himgidkimcap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himgidkimcap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Himgidkimcap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Himgidkimcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away if nine gulls approach from the north.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.