Pomjinlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, idiotic wyvern.

Pomjinlarg created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomjinlarg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pomjinlarg, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pomjinlarg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pomjinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never sing in holy places.