Ditfattag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable weasel.

Ditfattag created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfattag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditfattag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ditfattag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ditfattag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.