Dogbinlist Rilzedrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous chinchilla.

Dogbinlist Rilzedrul created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbinlist Rilzedrul, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogbinlist Rilzedrul, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dogbinlist Rilzedrul's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dogbinlist Rilzedrul's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Dogbinlist Rilzedrul.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.