Rowjipspagyoklarp is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, witty
rhinoceros.
Rowjipspagyoklarp created energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Rowjipspagyoklarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Rowjipspagyoklarp, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Rowjipspagyoklarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Rowjipspagyoklarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Put Rowjipspagyoklarp first in all things.
3. Never look at moons.
4. Rowjipspagyoklarp must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never wear blue shoes.