Bemdiss Bellhogbafvabdabnarllunqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish clam.

Bemdiss Bellhogbafvabdabnarllunqueeg created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdiss Bellhogbafvabdabnarllunqueeg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bemdiss Bellhogbafvabdabnarllunqueeg, she will cry a lot.

Bemdiss Bellhogbafvabdabnarllunqueeg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bemdiss Bellhogbafvabdabnarllunqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bemdiss Bellhogbafvabdabnarllunqueeg on top of all buildings.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Do not skip in public.