Sishampark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring goblin.

Sishampark created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Sishampark, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sishampark, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sishampark's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sishampark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sishampark on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sishampark.

5. Never pour water over plants.