Dadflagced is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, charitable dryad.

Dadflagced created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadflagced, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadflagced, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dadflagced's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dadflagced's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of goats.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.