Midwapcut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair deer.

Midwapcut created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Midwapcut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midwapcut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Midwapcut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Midwapcut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing orange dresses.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about comets.