Bopmindud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered goat.

Bopmindud created life four years ago.

If you believe in Bopmindud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopmindud, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bopmindud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bopmindud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never bounce in the presence of mice.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Bopmindud loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shave your face.