Dob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered bird.

Dob created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dob, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dob, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Run away if eight pigs approach from the south.