Taldissak is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, selfish
giraffe.
Taldissak created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Taldissak, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Taldissak, he will turn you into a mole.
Taldissak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Taldissak's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never hurt goats.
5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.