Jantig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful warg.

Jantig created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Jantig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jantig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jantig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jantig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jantig.

2. Put Jantig first in all things.

3. Always obey Jantig's priests.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.