Tunwipbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud turtle.

Tunwipbat created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Tunwipbat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tunwipbat, it will not care at all.

Tunwipbat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tunwipbat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tunwipbat eight times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick capybaras.
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