Hapmilcip Dudfedweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy zebra.

Hapmilcip Dudfedweg created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapmilcip Dudfedweg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hapmilcip Dudfedweg, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hapmilcip Dudfedweg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hapmilcip Dudfedweg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hapmilcip Dudfedweg.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Always look after injured shrews.
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