Zakxencudbidjopdun is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, effective
dog.
Zakxencudbidjopdun created energy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zakxencudbidjopdun, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zakxencudbidjopdun, it will turn you into a rat.
Zakxencudbidjopdun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Zakxencudbidjopdun's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Do not dye your hair green.
4. You must love Zakxencudbidjopdun.
5. Always pray immersed in water.