Zakxencudbidjopdun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective dog.

Zakxencudbidjopdun created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakxencudbidjopdun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zakxencudbidjopdun, it will turn you into a rat.

Zakxencudbidjopdun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zakxencudbidjopdun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. You must love Zakxencudbidjopdun.

5. Always pray immersed in water.