Rulsakduttin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful toad.

Rulsakduttin created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Rulsakduttin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rulsakduttin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rulsakduttin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rulsakduttin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not jump in public.