Nilpasbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak wyvern.

Nilpasbarn created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilpasbarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilpasbarn, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nilpasbarn's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nilpasbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.