Bingetyartdavlimbiglidnar is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome crow.

Bingetyartdavlimbiglidnar created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bingetyartdavlimbiglidnar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bingetyartdavlimbiglidnar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bingetyartdavlimbiglidnar's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bingetyartdavlimbiglidnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Bingetyartdavlimbiglidnar loves porpoises, so they must be respected.