Panmidrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless hummingbird.

Panmidrap created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panmidrap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Panmidrap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Panmidrap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Panmidrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.