Dagbidgun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent bat.

Dagbidgun created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbidgun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagbidgun, she will turn you into a slug.

Dagbidgun's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dagbidgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Dagbidgun loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.