Stiprenbest is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, proud lobster.

Stiprenbest created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiprenbest, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stiprenbest, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stiprenbest's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Stiprenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.
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