Popdapnar Tipfod is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise
guinea pig.
Popdapnar Tipfod created life five million years ago.
If you believe in
Popdapnar Tipfod, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Popdapnar Tipfod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Popdapnar Tipfod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Popdapnar Tipfod's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat coconuts.
2. Worship no other gods but Popdapnar Tipfod.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popdapnar Tipfod.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Never eat bark.