Dosszenkim Kengodlig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered capybara.

Dosszenkim Kengodlig created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dosszenkim Kengodlig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dosszenkim Kengodlig, he will cry a lot.

Dosszenkim Kengodlig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dosszenkim Kengodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Dosszenkim Kengodlig first in all things.

5. You must pray to Dosszenkim Kengodlig three times a day.