Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud deer.

Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad, it will strike you with lightening.

Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from pink ants for they are unholy.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Faswatgomgemwabflisbellpad five times a day.