Xenfodgut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, duplicitous wasp.

Xenfodgut created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xenfodgut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenfodgut, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xenfodgut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xenfodgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Xenfodgut nine times a day.

5. Never write about galaxies.