Gonbundab Gofbepflandan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent wren.

Gonbundab Gofbepflandan created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gonbundab Gofbepflandan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gonbundab Gofbepflandan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gonbundab Gofbepflandan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gonbundab Gofbepflandan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not take Gonbundab Gofbepflandan's name in vain.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about asteroids.