Hinnurltonkfun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, effective faun.

Hinnurltonkfun created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinnurltonkfun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hinnurltonkfun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hinnurltonkfun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hinnurltonkfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to pigs while wearing white boots.

2. Always help cats.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Always obey Hinnurltonkfun's priests.