Cipgessdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful slug.

Cipgessdoss created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgessdoss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cipgessdoss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cipgessdoss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cipgessdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.