Sinnulkom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent walrus.

Sinnulkom created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnulkom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinnulkom, she will think nothing of it.

Sinnulkom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sinnulkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never bounce near ducks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.