Yoklopyok is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud bee.

Yoklopyok created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yoklopyok, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yoklopyok, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yoklopyok's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yoklopyok's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Yoklopyok loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Yoklopyok's name in vain.