Witflathun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair wyvern.

Witflathun created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witflathun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witflathun, it will turn you into a rat.

Witflathun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Witflathun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Run away if six dolphins approach from the north.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.