Mabnutfed Kopsawik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful badger.

Mabnutfed Kopsawik created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabnutfed Kopsawik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabnutfed Kopsawik, she will not care at all.

Mabnutfed Kopsawik's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mabnutfed Kopsawik's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.