Metrapbumfunsawnut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate camel.

Metrapbumfunsawnut created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Metrapbumfunsawnut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Metrapbumfunsawnut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Metrapbumfunsawnut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Metrapbumfunsawnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Do not take Metrapbumfunsawnut's name in vain.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Metrapbumfunsawnut.

5. Do not chop down trees.