Jamdogquam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able shark.

Jamdogquam created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamdogquam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamdogquam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jamdogquam's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Jamdogquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Jamdogquam loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.