Budvon Omtyimcumdabjarnwap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish unicorn.

Budvon Omtyimcumdabjarnwap created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Budvon Omtyimcumdabjarnwap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budvon Omtyimcumdabjarnwap, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Budvon Omtyimcumdabjarnwap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Budvon Omtyimcumdabjarnwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Put Budvon Omtyimcumdabjarnwap first in all things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.