Bossruttdap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring faun.

Bossruttdap created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossruttdap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bossruttdap, he will destroy your home planet.

Bossruttdap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bossruttdap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Bossruttdap on top of important buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bossruttdap.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt shrews.