Bossruttdap is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring
faun.
Bossruttdap created water eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bossruttdap, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bossruttdap, he will destroy your home planet.
Bossruttdap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Bossruttdap's Holy Commandments1. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Bossruttdap on top of important buildings.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Bossruttdap.
3. Do not wear red clothing.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not hurt shrews.