Wandumnartfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable dragonfly.

Wandumnartfod created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Wandumnartfod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wandumnartfod, he will not invite you to parties.

Wandumnartfod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wandumnartfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Wandumnartfod loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.