Wandumnartfod is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, capable
dragonfly.
Wandumnartfod created dark matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Wandumnartfod, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wandumnartfod, he will not invite you to parties.
Wandumnartfod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Wandumnartfod's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
2. Wandumnartfod loves otters, so they must be respected.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.