Fedjigcut Camtonkcar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate elephant.

Fedjigcut Camtonkcar created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedjigcut Camtonkcar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedjigcut Camtonkcar, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fedjigcut Camtonkcar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fedjigcut Camtonkcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never wear purple corsets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.