Godcenfob is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate skunk.

Godcenfob created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godcenfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godcenfob, he will turn you into a worm.

Godcenfob's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Godcenfob's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Godcenfob.

2. Do not take Godcenfob's name in vain.

3. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.