Godcenfob is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate
skunk.
Godcenfob created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Godcenfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Godcenfob, he will turn you into a worm.
Godcenfob's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Godcenfob's Holy Commandments1. You must love Godcenfob.
2. Do not take Godcenfob's name in vain.
3. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Turtles are not to be trusted.