Sismumtip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest shrew.

Sismumtip created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sismumtip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sismumtip, it will turn you into a duck.

Sismumtip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sismumtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to shrews while wearing magenta jumpers.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.